Spotted on Buzzfeed:
This is Alison Gold’s song “Chinese Food.”
It’s about how much she likes Chinese food and it was written by Patrice Wilson, the guy who wrote Rebecca Black’s “Friday.”
Ready? The video & lyrics is below:
Alison Gold – Chinese Food (Official Music Video)
Alison Gold – Chinese Food Lyrics:
After balling I go clubbing
Then I’m hugging
Then I’m hungry and I’m walking on the street
and I’m getting getting getting getting grumpy grumpyI see Chow, by my right
I smell food in the air
It’s Chinese Food, my favorite
So I’m getting getting getting getting hungryI love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo MeinI love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo MeinRead the menu
They got broccoli
Even chicken wings
Make it spicy
And you like it
Cause it’s beautiful
And it tastes so so so goodI like the egg rolls
And the wonton soup
This makes me feel so so good
Fortune cookies, tell my future
Chinese Chinese FoodI love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo MeinI love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein[Patrice Wilson:]
Yo!
I like Chinese food
And some Wonton soup
Get me broccoli
While I play Monopoly
Don’t be a busy bee
Cause it’s your fantasy
To eat Chinese food
Egg roll and Chop Suey
I use the chopsticks
To eat pot sticks
Put some hot sauce and sweet and sour make it sweet
Because Chinese food takes away my stress
Now I’m going to go eat Panda ExpressI love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo MeinI love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein
Here’s a quick overview of what happens in her video. She starts singing about Chinese food while walking around.
Then she sits down to eat it. Also, the captions on the bottom of the screen keep changing languages for some reason.
Then she meets a panda and the two of them go off to a field to sing about Chinese food.
Then the panda takes his head off to reveal that it’s Patrice Wilson, the rapping guy from “Friday,” and he starts rapping about Chinese food.
Then he and a bunch of little girls dress up like geishas and dance about how awesome Chinese food is.
And then the panda flies out through the roof on a rainbow and the video ends.
Credits: BuzzFeed
This song has been labelled as one of the most offensive and torturous music videos ever and even Rebecca Black herself said: “What the hell is that?”!
Psst..and they do know that geishas are Japanese..not Chinese right?
So what do you think?
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