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8 guaranteed ways to piss off a Singaporean | Agree?

Spotted on STOMP today is this relatively interesting article:

8 guaranteed ways to piss off a Singaporean

Just what makes Singaporeans tick? According to an article onMatador Network, these are 8 surefire ways to upset us. Do you agree?

Here is the list  of our greatest pet peeves:

1. Tell us we’re located in China.

70% of the current Singaporean population is ethnically Chinese, but that doesn’t mean we are actually China, or located anywhere near it for that matter. True, most of our ancestors hailed from various parts of China, but they traversed hell and high ocean to get to where we are — a little island on the southern tip of Malaysia in Southeast Asia — so have some respect for that.

For the record, we’re an independent country, small as we may be.

2. Think we’re stupid because you don’t understand Singlish.

“Wow you speak English really well!” is rather baffling to the younger generation of Singaporeans who grew up speaking English in schools and at work. Especially since most of us are proudly bilingual, with English as one of the languages we speak.

And don’t diss the local Singlish, a bastardized form of English, strewn with many colorful phrases from Chinese, Malay, and other local cultures thrown in. You might not understand half the words, and the grammar is notoriously efficient (“like that can?”), but raising your voice and speaking to us like we’re three years old makes it more likely you’ll hear local vulgarities thrown in your face — Singlish is great for cussing in.

3. Keep bringing up the chewing gum ban.

While it may seem draconian to you free-spirited gum chewers out there in the rest of the world, the actual ban mostly applies to the import and sale of chewing gum in Singapore, so don’t fear for your little pack of Wrigleys as you go through customs.

If your mouth really needs the exercise, you’ll be happy to know they have relaxed the rule to allow the sale of chewing gum for “medicinal purposes” in pharmacies. Just don’t stick your gum under our tables or on our walls, that’s just gross (and we will fine you for littering).

4. Joke about Singapore being a “fine city.”

Our government knows what hurts us practical folk the most, and that’s taking money out of our pocket. That ol’ line has been printed on so many t-shirts, it’s just a rather stale joke now. Even if it’s true.

5. Talk about Michael Fay.

The dude got caned in 1994. Whether you agree with it or not, he did do a number on public (and private) property in a country that prides itself on being clean and green…almost 20 years ago. Let it go.

6. Trash our local hawker delicacies.

Even if Singaporeans tend to draw racial, ethnic, or language lines in our culture — thanks to the government’s need to identify our precise affiliations on our identity cards — the one thing we’ll all stand united on is our love for local street food. We like it cheap and good, and here, we talk about food all the time.

You’ll hear fierce debates over who knows where the best Hainanese Chicken Rice stall is located, but woe betide the unwitting foreigner who dares to suggest he’s tired of hearing the patter and that our hawker food is not up to snuff because it doesn’t come fancily plated. If our hawker food is good enough for Gordon Ramsay, it’s good enough for you.

7. Assume we are politically ignorant.

We may have voted the same party into power since our independence and are often referred to as a “benevolent dictatorship” elsewhere in the world, but that doesn’t mean we’re unthinking sheep who don’t understand democracy. Talking about Singaporean politics is only exciting when you’ve lived here long enough to know its nuances, so excuse us if we don’t bother trying to clue you tourists in.

Don’t even try to pass any judgements based on your own country’s values — spouting platitudes and acting supremely knowledgeable without the right context will only make us roll our eyes at you.

8. Complain about Singapore.

We complain about anything and everything, and we’re good at it, too. From the influx of foreigners to the train system breaking down, or the long queues to get the latest Hello Kitty toy from McDonald’s, you’re bound to find various Singaporeans ranting about it via a simple Google search.

But think twice before you leave a disparaging remark about Singapore, because while we may strive to be a cosmopolitan city, we are still very much Asian at heart — only Singaporeans are allowed to complain about Singapore.

Credits:STOMP SIngapore

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