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Haze puts S’pore on map, millions surprised to find it there //

I woke up from my nap to read this story:

Haze puts S’pore on map, millions surprised to find it there

wtf

THE world reacted with incredulity yesterday when it discovered what a “Singapore” was. Some clues to the existence of the city-state began emerging on Wednesday, when millions of orders for respiratory masks began crashing Amazon’s servers.

“I’ve seen that word before on one or two orders, you know?” an e-retailer told The Business Times yesterday. “But I got like a million orders from these Singaporeanese this week, and I thought, ‘boy, the air in China must be getting a lot worse‘.”

Some, however, have expressed doubt at its existence (of Singapore). “I can’t see it on Nasa’s website of satellite images. There’s a patch of white smoke where people say it should be,” a forum member on Reddit said.

“This is a massive cover-up for something else. I don’t know what it is, but I know someone whose dentist’s cousin’s wife has been threatened by the yakuza. So anything is possible with these Koreans.

Credits:The Business Times Singapore

I just rolled my eyes at the level of stupidity.

  • Yes, Singapore EXISTS
  • We are NOT part of China
  • This haze has nothing to do with yakuza or the koreans
  • What the heck is a Singaporeanese?!

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